My long, boring origin story of failing at the sportsing (as a nerd)

Part I of the Fitness for nerds series.

Every hero needs an origin story. If trying to get fit isn’t heroism, then I don’t know what is.

I’m honestly not sure what help this would be to you.

Maybe you’ll recognize something of your own situation and think: if this moron can do this sportsing, I sure as hell can do it a lot better. Maybe as a psychologist you’ll recognize the telltale signs of…